Tuesday, May 2, 2017

Bedtime

Silas doesn't like being woken up. Ever. He also doesn't like being kept up.

Silas Curse 
<Not a morning, noon, afternoon, evening, night, midnight, or any other bloody time of day person>
"Lights out jerkwads."
He is the monster who will barge into your room if your lights are still on past 10:00 p.m. and lob pillows at you before smashing your light switch and leaving you in the dark to grope your way into bed. He will also eat all the cookies in your cookie jar out of spite.

If you're still not in bed he'll come back to smack you in the face with a pillow to knock you out "help" you sleep. If a slap in the face from sleep still isn't enough he'll bludgeon you with it until you stop moving. (p.s. These pillows are stuffed with bricks.)

Silas is a little ball of grump and rage.

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